20 Man Laws

1.If your best friend is dumped by a girl, there is a six month waiting period until she can be touched. If he breaks up with her, there is a six-day waiting period. 2.Short shorts have been banned, unless participating in a sporting event that demands short shorts.3. If a girl and guy are not officially dating, there can be no official “cheating.” 4. No man shall ever use a rolling backpack. If you cannot carry the bag, then you are not a man.5. If another man’s fly is down, you didn’t see anything and may not make a comment about it. 6. When your friend picks up a hot girl and the hot girl has an ugly friend, it is only right that you operate as a wingman doing whatever is necessary to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. 7. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. 8. It is PAPER, ROCK, and SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has to be agreed upon by both men and a witness has to be present.9. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are necessary. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men. 10. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violator of this law, should pop his collar. 11. All men must eat meat. 12. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies. 13. A man should watch Sports Center at least once a day.14. No man shall ever watch a soap opera, period! 15. Men must know that women cannot drive. 16. A man shall never wear any article of women’s clothing. 17. A man will not live in his parent’s house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in the war.18. Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.19. When in a public shower, no man will look below the shoulders. Also, no eye-to-eye contact for more than one second is allowed. If eye contact occurs, nod upwards, and look away.20. No man shall dance for fun unless it’s to increase his chances with a member of the opposite sex.